Miracle

A five year old boy went to the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, "This is the only money i have , can i buy MIRACLES?". The pharmacist was confused with what the boy asked and said, "What do u need for that miracles? The boy replied with tears, "Because the doctor said that only miracles can save my mother's life, can i buy the here?"

Pride

My most hated word is PRIDE..
because when you have it...

- you always don't want to be the first to make the step to be with someone.

- you always try to hide your feelings.

- you don't want others to know that you are hurt.

- you are afraid of letting someone know he/she is special.

- you are afraid of losing someone but also afraid to show it.

- you are afraid to love someone whom you think can't love you back.

- you are so aware of what others think that you can't do what you want.

- you are not happy.

- in the end...

you lose everything without even trying to have it..

Modern Philosophies

1. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
2. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
3. Love is photogenic, it needs darkness to develop.
4. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep
5. Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseats cause children.
6. Save water. Shower with partner.
7. Conserve water. Drink beer.