Modern Philosophies

1. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
2. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
3. Love is photogenic, it needs darkness to develop.
4. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep
5. Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseats cause children.
6. Save water. Shower with partner.
7. Conserve water. Drink beer.