Lemon Cola as holy water in Baptism

In the town of Stord, Norway, Priest Paal Dale used leomon-flavored cola instead of water in baptism ceremony after its taps were temporarily turned off because of freezing temperatures.

Full text of the apology issued by the Publisher and Editors of HK Magazine

The publisher and editors of HK Magazine wish to apologize unreservedly for any offense that may have been caused by Chip Tsao's column dated March 27.

HK Magazine has long championed the rights of Filipinos working in Hong Kong. We note that Filipinos have often unfairly treated in Hong Kong, and that they make an important contribution to this community.

As a magazine, we would never want to say anythinh that would negate that belief.

The column in question was satirical. One aspect of satire is that it can at times be read in different ways. In this particular case, many people have read meanings into this column that were never actualy intended.

We wisg to assure our readers that we have nothing but respect for Filipinos, both living in Hong Kong and abroad.

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Philippines as a Nation of Servants (Full text of "The War at Home" by Chip Taso

The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen onboard. We can live with that-—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That's no big problem-—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on-—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: There are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as HK$3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don't flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell everyone of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her Government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The Government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout 'China, Madam/Sir' loudly whenever they hear the word "Spratly". They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, "Long live Chairman Mao!" at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that's going a bit too far, at least for the time being.

Its summer and it's Hot.

Try coconut water for rehydration.

April Fools Virus Attack April 1

Conficker (downadup or kido) is a self replicating worm and has attacked computers using MS Windows operating system via net connection or by hiding on USB memory drives. It digs deeper and sets up defences which hard to delete or erase.

Nokia Cell Phone Battery Life (Talk-time)

Phone model In hours
Nokia 1680 12.23
Nokia 2115i 4.5
Nokia 2366i 4.3
Nokia 2600 11.9
Nokia 2610 8
Nokia 2760 7.75
Nokia 3155i 4.5
Nokia 3200 7
Nokia 3205 3
Nokia 3220 4.5
Nokia 3300 5
Nokia 3555 4.83
Nokia 3620 7
Nokia 5140 6
Nokia 5300 Xpress Music 3
Nokia 5310 Xpress Music 6.73
Nokia 5610 Xpress Music 5.76
Nokia 5700 Xpress Music 4
Nokia 6030 15
Nokia 6061 4
Nokia 6061i 4
Nokia 6085 3
Nokia 6086 5
Nokia 6101 7.5
Nokia 6102 7.5
Nokia 6126 3.75
Nokia 6133 4
Nokia 6200 4.75
Nokia 6215i 4
Nokia 6225 3
Nokia 6230 6
Nokia 6236i 5
Nokia 6255i 3.75
Nokia 6263 5
Nokia 6301 7.83
Nokia 6305i 5.2
Nokia 6315i 4
Nokia 6555 2
Nokia 6600 2.75
Nokia 6610 5
Nokia 6682 4
Nokia 6820 5
Nokia 7270 5.5
Nokia 7280 4.25
Nokia 7370 3.75
Nokia 7380 2
Nokia 7390 4
Nokia 7510 8.2
Nokia 7610 6
Nokia 8800 4
Nokia 9300 5.25
Nokia E61 8
Nokia E61 8
Nokia E62 8
Nokia E65 7
Nokia E70 7.5
Nokia E71 4
Nokia E90 11.5
Nokia Luna 8600 3.5
Nokia N73 9.5
Nokia N75 2
Nokia N76 4.5
Nokia N78 3
Nokia N79 8.5
Nokia N80 5
Nokia N81 7
Nokia N85 9.5
Nokia N91 5.5
Nokia N93 6.1
Nokia N95 8
Nokia N95 (8GB) 3.5
Nokia Prism 75002

LaMB - Animax

LaMB - animated film based on the script writen by a Filipino Carmilio S. Juinio titled "Laminated Woman" one of the finalist of the 2007 Animax Awards Pan-Asia Animationn Competition.

Directe by - Ryosuke Tei

Music by - Simple Plan (I Can Wait Forever) and The Click Five (Summertime)

Dubbed by - Josie Ho (Hongkong Actress) & Van Ness Wu ( Taiwan Actor)

Mobile Virus

1. Skull Virus - attacked Symbian phones and displayed screen of skulls.
2. RavMonE.exe - infects iPod MP3.
3. CommWarrior - attacked smartphones runing Symbian OS.